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Nov 12, 2023 17:14:12 GMT -5
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Post by mrobvious on Nov 12, 2023 17:14:12 GMT -5
Remember that lunatic pastor Copeland. The prosperity preaching fraudster that tried to blow away COVID?
Well, he decided to tell the idiots in his congregation the follow
And you really have to take a leap of faith here to follow the logic AND agree. I mean we're talking braindead. Like mental flatline.
Okay - God has all the money in the world (because you know, heaven ain't cheap - premium real estate), so in order for him to bless people with money, you have to give it to Copeland so he can turn around and bless people with money giving schemes. He's not just going to collect YOUR money and divide it up. No - in the prosperity gospel scheme the idea is that it works as 'seeds'. You seed and bless the idiots who give him money and then he talks to good and good helps invest that magic shit so you then suddenly get rich. It's kind of like the Nigerian prince but real because you know, God, and he just need some of yours to unlock that bank account with ALL that money.
I checked my Bible. Jesus talked about giving all your belongings and walk with him. God talked about how much he hated money. And money lending. One of the reason why Jews have always had the reputation of being into money - back in the Medieval times Christians couldn't engage in money lending. Jews could. So when the Baron or whatever didn't want to pay back all those loans he used religion against the Jews, with blood libel, Jews killed Jesus and they're into money.
So it strikes me as particularly odd why God, a magic being that created the entire universe need money. And why he need a charlatan slime bucket like Copeland to make his flock prosper.
If you fall for that shit you're an idiot. Plain and simple.
Well, he decided to tell the idiots in his congregation the follow
And you really have to take a leap of faith here to follow the logic AND agree. I mean we're talking braindead. Like mental flatline.
And here's what you always have to remember. If you don't tithe you have a ticking bomb in your pocket. And it'll explode, when you needed it not too. Why would anyone not to tithe? Have you not figured out by now that God doesn't need your money? He's doing very well. But the reason he insists on it, is so that he has the opportunity to enter into our affairs then turn around and bless us and spend it all back on us.
Okay - God has all the money in the world (because you know, heaven ain't cheap - premium real estate), so in order for him to bless people with money, you have to give it to Copeland so he can turn around and bless people with money giving schemes. He's not just going to collect YOUR money and divide it up. No - in the prosperity gospel scheme the idea is that it works as 'seeds'. You seed and bless the idiots who give him money and then he talks to good and good helps invest that magic shit so you then suddenly get rich. It's kind of like the Nigerian prince but real because you know, God, and he just need some of yours to unlock that bank account with ALL that money.
I checked my Bible. Jesus talked about giving all your belongings and walk with him. God talked about how much he hated money. And money lending. One of the reason why Jews have always had the reputation of being into money - back in the Medieval times Christians couldn't engage in money lending. Jews could. So when the Baron or whatever didn't want to pay back all those loans he used religion against the Jews, with blood libel, Jews killed Jesus and they're into money.
So it strikes me as particularly odd why God, a magic being that created the entire universe need money. And why he need a charlatan slime bucket like Copeland to make his flock prosper.
If you fall for that shit you're an idiot. Plain and simple.
